Thursday, July 31, 2008
Who can still remember the nostalgic times, when we always buy butter rice go to class earlier during break before C programming class and play cs? Everyone was like "WHERE IS ALEX? LOOL KILL HIM!" Willy will on friendly fire and even Airlan 's own team mates also shoot him. "YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
And the Coral Island Trip without me :x
And the Edmund 's hot-cold ass?
and blah blah blah lol....
Peace Out.
5:48 AM
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Monday, September 17, 2007
Dewei walk into the classroom with a very blur look and he 's late for class.
"Dewei, what happened?", Lewis ask, "You yesterday night drink too much and screwed a dog?".
"Woah...I am laughing.", Dewei reply, "I don't know what happened, but yesterday night is one of a hell night. Eh where is Jian Hui? That loser late again..".
When Dewei just finished his sentence Jian Hui rush into the class with his helmet. He looked as if he is suffering from constipation.
School End.
"Eh, anyone wanna follow me go town to shop for my new floorball stick?" Wei Kiat ask the whole class. None of them reply him. "Wah lao...Don't like this leh..."
"Err I will go, I have to head to town too.", Alvin reply.
"Dewei! Go leh", Wei Kiat pleaded like a small kid. Dewei take sympathy from him and agreed.
While on the train, Wei Kiat ask Alvin,"You go town for what?".
"To attend magic class.", Alvin reply," I have been learning magic for the past 5 months.".
Alvin took out a dollar coin and place on his left hand, and another $1 dollar coin on his right hand. He shake both hands and there is a 'ting' sound on his left hand, he open up there is 2 coins in the left hand.
"DUDE! THAT IS COOOOOL!" Dewei excalaimed."More please!".
This time Alvin lent Wei Kiat 's floorball stick and ball. He begin to do airhook stunts easily. He airhook up the ball, throw it in mid-air and airhook the ball again.
"This one not magic, is stunt. I also can do, no kick one.", Wei Kiat say it proudly.
He took back his floorball stick and ball and tries to do airhook...
"OUCH!", a fat lady shout at Wei Kiat. "Why you play ball on the train? Didn't your mother teach you properly?".
Wei Kiat apologise and he took the ball and faster alight the train.
"HAHA! That is so stupid!", Dewei tells Wei Kiat, "Some things just need talent and not words.".
The moment they get out of the train station, they see this old building. Wei Kiat remembered one of his seniors told him about that old building 's basement has this run down shop that sells nice floorball sticks at a very reasonable price.
They head down to the basement. Wei Kiat 's face is sticking on the glass display of floorball stick. Like a kid is drooling on the sight of ice creams. Suddenly, this black floorball stick, the handle part is golden and the bottom part has golden strips on it. Wei Kiat decided to buy that even though it cost $315 after 40% discount, because it is a second hand stuff. When he got the stick he double check if there has any serious dent on the stick. In fact is an old stick that has been properly maintained by the previous user, just like the shop keeper told him. He stared at the tip for a minute, he is trying to figure out what brand logo is that. He didn't see it before...Probably is an old school logo. He feels very comfortable using that new stick, the feeling is like as if he has used before.
Peace Out.
10:11 AM
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Thursday, September 13, 2007
Jun Wen, Dewei and Wei Kiat turn around and face Alex automaticall, stared at him for a moment and laugh out loud.
"HAHA RAIN! OMG HAHAHAHA!" Dewei laugh.
"Only the eyes look like Rain, the face cannot make it.", reply by Jun Wen.
"If his face look like Rain, I can use 2 floorball stick to do airhook stunts.", Wei Kiat tells Jun Wen.
"Pu Bor, Bua Bye...", Alex cursed.
Four of them headed towards to bus stop. Alex recieved a sms and he look quite troubled. "Eh, I go take cab. I have something on." The sms is from his girlfriend, she initate a break. Alex reach his girlfriend 's home and ask her come out to talk. Alex want to know the reason for the break up. "I...really...cannot stand your eyes, Alex.", his girlfriend reply, "Everytime I look at you I do not know wheather you are looking at my eyes or my...body. That lechourous eyes...I had enough. Please go find other girl that suits you ok? Bye.".
Alex stun for a few minutes, while his sexy girlfriend walks away.
Alex cannot sleep, he keep on tossing around on his bed. He is so desperate to see his ex-girlfriend 's body one last time. He concentrate hard...When he open his eyes again, he is floating in the air and his pyshical body is on the bed. "YES I DONE IT AGAIN!"
He make his way to his ex-girlfriend 's home. "Eh, how come she is not in her room?....AHH SHOWERING! YES!" Alex happily view his ex-girlfriend showering...
"Damn...I had too much.", Dewei is mumbling while walking home from the pub. He had another drinking challenge from a different guy this time. Dewei won quite a lot from the betting and the guy lost a lot. Sunddenly, Dewei felt something sharp pointing at his back.
"Do not turn back or you will die, give me all your money!", the mystery attacker says.
"DUDE! WHAT THE FUCK?....", Dewei mumble while talking his money out.
Out of the blue, there is this strong amount of heat and a loud engine noise. The mystery attacker dropped his knife and screaming for his life. Dewei turn around and see this guy with flaming skull holding the attacker by his collar and burning his eyes. There is a old school scooter behind the flaming skull guy and the scooter is on fire too. Dewei fainted.
When Dewei woke up he is surrounded by policemen and civil defense. The road infront of him is severly damaged, it look as if that starwars mother ship has fired a laser through the streets. Every tree along the road is badly burnt.
"Ah, you finally woke up.", a policeman approached Dewei. "Did you witness what happened?"
Dewei told the policemen what he saw. They all laugh and ask him to go home and get some rest. Dewei also thinks that maybe he drank too much.
Peace Out.
6:37 PM
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Monday, August 27, 2007
Hey guys,
I know u all are expecting Episode 7, but this is not.
This is something we all have planned a long time ago, which most of us steady already.
All the info u need u can find in - http://www.crossfire.com.sg
PLEASE please reply to this post ASAP. If Your going, u can post a comment under this post with ur name, or u can tell AirLan.
And tell us a date u will be free. Maybe from 3rd to 6th of Sept?
We will choose a date which majority can make it.
The ideal number of ppl needed is 10pax at least btw.
HAVE lotsss of Fun aiming at AirLan, and say goodbye to FUCKINGBORING holidays. So come on down and join this fun event planned for our class1b5. =)
Peace Out.
9:36 PM
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Tuesday, August 7, 2007
"Wah lau eh, this one lagi best limpeh tell you. Limpeh will never bluff people one la.", Ching Siang is introducing the guys his new downloaded Japanese AV pornography videos. "Oei want or not. Faster pick leh, if not I off my laptop.".
Alex is the first one who pass Ching Siang his thumbdrive. "I have a 8 GB thumbdrive, just dump everything you have into it.".
"Wah lau eh, so greedy. Nevermind, I like!", Ching Siang praises Alex.
Slowly one by one transfered porns into their thumbdrives. They treat the lecturer as invisible. "Hey, all better sit down now and listen to me, the lecturer scold the class.
"Sir! You are talking to the walls and the walls don't even want to listen to you. You expect us to listen?", Edmund tells the lecturer. He got pissed and ignore Edmund and continue his lecture.
During the break, the class decide to go to the library 's cafe to slack.
"What the fuck had happened in Jurong East Street 33?!", Dewei excalaimed. And show everyone the newspaper 's front page.
The picture shows a road which is badly damaged and the trees along the road were burnt to crisp. The newspaper says that it might be a meteorite, but there isn't any meteorite spotted. The police are still investigating on it.
"The one who did thise must be one of Lucifer 's minion!", Edmund says.
Jian Hui choked on his bubble tea, "Z-joke!".
"Eh who want to pon teng?", Jun Wen ask the class. And only Wei Kiat, Alex, Dewei agreed.
While they are walking out of the school, someone shouted really loud "SEE! RAIN IS HERE!!!!".
To be continued....
Peace Out.
3:14 AM
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Friday, August 3, 2007
"Jian Hui! Why are you late for class again?", Mdm Nelly question Jian Hui with a frown. This isn't the first time Jian Hui is late for class.
"Mam, my scooter screwed up. The engine failed on me again.", Jian Hui trys to gain some sympathy from Mdm Nelly.
"HAHAHA! Lousy scooter just admit it, IT SUCKS!",Dewei shouted.
"There is something call public transport.", Mdm Nelly replied."Faster settle down I am going to get the class to start".
"Change your dumb scooter to something much more cooler dude, scooter is for lamers. I will drive a scooter only if I have $1 daily pocket money.", Edmund told Jian Hui.
"Shut up la dey", Jian Hui is quite pissed off, "I won't want to change my precious."
"Hmmm, what 's keeping with the new transfer student." Mdm Nelly says to the class.
Just when she finishes her sentence, a guy with a cold looking face came in.
"He thinks his goatee is cool, I think it looks like crap.", Dewei says.
"Alright class, this is the new transfer student Irvin." Mdm Nelly introduce him to the class. Irvin choose to sit at the end of the class.
"Well...well...Our class has a lone wolf.", Edmund whispered to Dewei.
After School.
Wei Kiat approached Irvin and asked him if wants to join Dewei, Edmund, Willy and him to play pool. Wei Kiat get rejected.
"Wah lau...That cb guy damn fuck up sia. Nevermind, we go ourself.", Wei Kiat his group.
While they are playing half way, they see Irvin come in the pool salon with a leather cue bag and open his own table. Wei Kiat walk over to Irvin and ask again,"Eh don't like that lah, play together steady abit can?".
Irvin finally responded and walk over to their table.
"Loser has to punch table, that 's my way of playing", Irvin say with a huge smack of pride.
"Nevermind, even 1 of us lose we still will split the cost among ourselves. Let 's get started then." Wei Kiat can't wait to see Irvin 's pool skills. " Eh Willy, you try first."
Willy let Irvin to break cue."PIAK!" Ball number 4, 1, 2 entered the hole, just nice for the while ball is in position for ball number 3, Willy can just stand one side and watch Irvin clear the table.
"Oh my god, I think I just saw Jesus.", Edmund says.
"I think he hax...", Dewei tells Edmund.
After a few rounds, all of them gave up and plans to settle the bill. Irvin ask for the bill and settle it himself instead of letting Wei Kiat and his group to settle.
"Thanks for entertaining me.", Irvin says and walk off to the taxi stand.
Before Irvin join the school, he went to India with his brother to seek the temple of God of Balls. In Hindu religion, there is hundreds of Gods. Irvin and his brother really wanted to excel in pool and bowling. In order to attain enlightment from the God of Balls, they had to unsocialise from the society for 3 months. They only could stay within the temple and fed on vegetables every single day. After 3 months, Irvin has attain the basic enlightment and plans to go back to Singapore. But his brother plans to attain further enlightment.
"What the heck is with that guy?", Edmund wondered.
Peace Out.
7:19 PM
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Thursday, August 2, 2007
"RUNNNNNNNNNNNG! The fire alarm goes off. Elieen rushed out of the toilet to join her friends. Then they rush out of the library and saw Alex.
Alex asked, "What had happened?", although he knows about it.
"Not sure...The alarm just went off.", Jie Sheng reply.
Wei Kiat says, "Erm.. I think I will go and find Dewei."
When Wei Kiat enters the pub which Dewei frequently visit, he hears loud voices immediately as he opened the door. "DRINK! DRINK! DRINK!", the crowd cheered.
Wei Kiat sees Dewei and a short geeky guy is drinking beers...from the keg! Each of them has a tube connected from the keg to their mouths. Dewei is taunting the geeky guy by swirling his middle finger infront of the geek 's face. After around 1 minute, the geek gives up and rush to the toilet to throw up. Dewei is still drinking happily.
"Oei Dewei!", Wei Kiat shouted."What the fuck is this?".
"Are you blind or just being retarded? Isn't is obvious is a drinking contest?", Dewei replied. Just in time the geek came out of the toilet.
"HEY! WHERE 'S MY 100 BUCKS?", Dewei roared. He walk over and grab the geek 's collar and lift him up off the ground.
"Here! Here! Dammit! I should not have overestimate myself.", the geek gave a 100 bucks to Dewei reluctantly.
"Hey! Remember to pay for the bills too! LOSER!", Dewei reminded the geek.
He continue drinking beer while chatting with Wei Kiat.
The geek is so god-damned pissed. He plan to sabotage Dewei, he pays for a glass of stout and took out a packet of sulphur powder, then mixed with the stout.
"Here, this is for you. A glass of my respect.", geeky says.
"OH! STOUT HELL YEAH! Thanks!", As soon Dewei finished his sentence he grab the glass and finish it just by few glups."Fuck yeah....Is nice!".
The geek just stoned there, he is expecting something to happen to Dewei.
"You wanna treat me another glass? If not, FUCK OFF!" Dewei screamed infront of the geek 's face."Hahahaa loser!".
Wei Kiat and Dewei chatted till 11.30pm and they both went home.
On the way back, Wei Kiat was trying to get a cab as soon as possible. As he does not want to pay for the midnight charge, but all the empty cabs past by ignored him.
He got so fed up, suddenly he saw this cab alone without any customer nor any traffic. So he closed his eyes and concentrated, in a split second when he opened his eyes, everything around him slowed down. He simply walk over to the cab and the stupid taxi uncle forgot to lock the door, Wei Kiat enter the cab without any problem. He closed his eyes again and open. Everything is back to normal. The cab driver's face turns white, and Wei Kiat tells him where to alight him.
Upon the destination, the cab driver didn't accept money from Wei Kiat instead, he plead to Wei Kiat not to find him anymore and he will burn more hell notes to Wei Kiat. Wei Kiat walk off smiling happily.
Peace Out.
1:56 AM
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Monday, July 30, 2007
"Ahh! Dunhilly!" Eileen screamed. Her precious cat, Dunhilly falls off from her window. Without any hesitation Eileen jumped off the window to save her precious.
In mid-air she managed to grab hold of her cat, she closes her eyes and hug Dunhilly really tight. Suddenly, she felt her whole body as light as air. When she opened her eyes, she found out she can float on air and she tries to float back to her room.
Her face is covered by beads of pespire. She found out that her new power, that she can change her body weight to extremely light. This happen because her blood vessels can produce enormous amount of hydrogen. In order words, she can instantanously increase her body mass with hydrogen molecules. "Shit, I am late for school." She uttered, and she rush to school.
During class, Alex whined "Cb, sian...Exam is coming soon. Let's study together at library after school?". Half of the class agreed.
School ended, Wei Kiat, Alex, Ching Siang, Eileen, Edmund, Ryan, Willy, Shao Qun and Ryan head down to the library.
"Dewei come leh...", Wei Kiat plead Dewei.
"I have drinking session tonight. I am a busy man!", Dewei reply.
"Fuck lah. Everytime like that one.", Wei Kiat cursed.
"Wah sian. So bored", Alex whined. He closed his mini-eyes to take a short nap.Alex begin to think of naked girls as usual. Eileen can't take it anymore she need to take a puff of ciggratte. She excused herself by saying "I need to go to the ladies.". In actual fact she don't want her classmates to find out that she smokes, as it might spoil her perfect-innocent-girl 's image. Upon hearing that, Alex start to think of Eileen, imagine how good is her figure. He is so god-damn curious and he focused so hard and an ghostly image of his head is formed.
"Wah, I can see myself taking a nap. And other people studying. Maybe I should follow Eileen to the toilet, hehe". Alex thought to himself.
His ghostly head hovered to the girls toilet without anyone noticing it. Eileen covered the toilet bowl with the cover and sat down. She took out her Dunhill Reds and a lighter. Alex 's ghostly head is just infront of Eileen 's face.
When Eileen start to lit her lighter, she notice a faint-white figure is infront of her. She stared at the figure for a few seconds and started to scream. She dropped her ciggratte and due to her suddenly change of her blood pressure, her body changed to a hydrogen balloon and she start to blow out hydrogen gas. In addition her lighter is still lit on, she turned into a human flame thrower. Alex start to feel the heat and start to scream too and he is back to his physical body. Everyone stared at him and the librarian chased him out.
"Fuck...What a day!", Alex mumbled.
To Be Continued...
Peace Out.
11:28 PM
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Friday, July 27, 2007
"Class! Faster finish your Maths Online Assignments. Do you know how many percentage it has? Did your parents send you guys here to slack?...", Mr Ong is nagging at the class again. The assignment seems unlimited.
"Sir, if you continue nagging like that your blood level will increase and you may have an heart attack soon.", said by Edmund. The whole class is laughing out loud.
Lewis was laughing the loudest, and the lecturer is staring at him.
"Why you guys can't take this seriously?..", Mr Ong goes again.
"Dammit I can't stand this old man anymore.", Lewis said. Suddenly the room is quite stuffy and Mr Ong looks as if he can't breathe. Eileen ask the lecturer. "Sir, are you ok?". Mr Ong 's face is turning green. She faster run out of the class and ask other lecturers for help.
One of them called the ambulance, Dewei and Edmund is helping the carry Mr Ong out of the class to let him has more air.
"Edmund, do you have some sort of curse or are you a jinx?", Dewei asked jokingly.
"Dude...I came from hell, Lucifer is my bro." Edmund answered.
The class was dismissed. And the whole class headed home.
Dewei accompanied Lewis to the bus stop. This time Dewei stand near Lewis, he feels suffocating.
"What the hell, I think I have smoked too much. I have problem in breathing", Dewei said.
"Err...I have something on. I got to go find my girl friend. See you tomorrow.", Lewis said urgently.
"Wei chee mon kok, wei char boh piak tiong kok. Ok la loser, see you.".
After awhile Dewei 's breathing is back to normal."Geez...That 's weird..."
Peace Out.
12:55 AM
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Wednesday, July 25, 2007
Here goes...
Episode 1 - The Beginning...
"You are gonna be late for school!", shouted by Dewei 's mom.
"Ahhhh my freaking head...I got fuckin wasted last night...", murmured by Dewei. He drag his lazy feet to the toilet and to get himself prepared for school.
On his way to school, he saw his classmate, Wei Kiat. "Oei kit kiat! CB, yesterday pang seh me. Last minute chu pattern, your pattern more then badminton and prettier then paris hilton. Don't want come say lah, at least give me a call. Edmund, Willy, Alex and others were cursing your whole family."
"Yesterday night...Hmm...Nevermind. Sorry I was held up due to...umm...some personal matters.", explained by Wei Kiat.
Dewei gave him a suspicious looking face and gave him a loud yawn in his face.And said "Kin la. We gonna be late liao 2-3 minutes more nia".
Both of them hurried to class, mysteriously they managed to reach the class just in time. Those who waited for Wei Kiat last night was scolding him till the lecturer came in.
"Alright class! Today I am gonna..."
Everyone began to do their own things, except for those who cares.
"Eh Dewei, wake up. We are having a 10 minutes break let 's go and smoke.", Lewis said.
Lewis is a real hard-core smoker in the class, and his good friend Dewei is the real hard-core beer drinker. Both of them was respected by the class due to their lengendary infamous habits.
While in the toilet, Lewis asked "Last night knn, you drink so much. This morning did you have hang over?"
"A little, due to the damn mixture drink the manager gave me." Answered by Dewei. "Next time let 's restrict to beers only!".
"Wah lau, smoke so fast! I have finish half a stick and there you go...The second stick!", exclaimed by Dewei.
"This is talent, my friend.". Lewis smiled.
-----The End-----
Chapter 2 coming right up...
Peace Out.
5:47 AM
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Tuesday, June 12, 2007
By: RYAN
Peace Out.
6:58 AM
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Saturday, June 9, 2007
I am planning on something bad. And i mean really really bad.
[ I am a baddie...
*evil laughter* ]
-.-""
By : RYAN
Peace Out.
10:52 AM
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Sunday, May 20, 2007
This year, the 5D3N Adventure Camp will be held at Langkawi Island -- the island of Eagles !
& we will be staying at the luxurious Holiday Villa Spa & Beach Resort.
The date is from 27, 28, 29, 30 & 31 of August 2007, which is immediately after your final exam.
Yes, its IMMEDIATELY after our final exams. This time it will be $300 and not $150... cause last trip we got the 50% discount already. Anyway.... thats what i know. Anyone interested? Me and Yong Zhu Quite interested in going eh...
Regrets: Ryan
Peace Out.
5:14 AM
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Thursday, May 17, 2007
I decided to post my birthday post in here! Since no one wanna make use of this blog, instead all turn the chatbox into sh*tbox.
I was owned badly, 1 bottle of black label and chivas, graveyard followed by flaming lambo and waterfall(which I drank half way and my friend helped me drink, in the 1st place I only love beers =d )
PS : Have a good laugh =)
Peace Out.
8:05 AM
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Thursday, May 10, 2007
by: Ryan
Peace Out.
7:19 PM
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Friday, April 27, 2007
This is actually the hidden character in TMNT. Due to lack of usefulness the TMNT dumped him. He developed a certain kind of aura which greatly affect people around him to move...v...e....r.....y s.... l.... o... w... l y..... So slow that even olympics runners run beside him it make them seems like they are just brisk walking and the only one running is him. Somehow he managed to disguise himself as one of us! OMGWTFBBQHAX! By : Dewei da man Contributed by A _ _ _ _ _.jpg)
Peace Out.
4:16 AM
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Thursday, April 26, 2007
please
please
please
we need to decide where are we going on monday. since airlan say that monday bag heavy. we all shall not go home. WAHAHAAA.
okay. i assume that everyone needs to go home and put their stuffs, so we will meet again around 7-8 plus pm. everyone okay with it?
and maybe we catch a movie? slack at some chilling bar? disturb alex? or derrr weeii ahh?
hope we can stay till the next day. enjoy abit more b4 the exams.
i will try to open the comments box or whatever it is called as. put your suggestions there. dont tag. since everyone treat tag board as a rubbish and kao bei-ing board.
the person you miss the most.
LEWIS
Peace Out.
9:35 AM
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Wednesday, April 25, 2007
Anyway, Wei Kiat suggest to put up a "photo collection" thingy. SOMETHING like the one in my blog. Anyone got any suggestion?
And for me to make something like that with all of us in there, your have to send me some of your photos, then i can collaborate it and put it up...
Any comment post on the tag board lor.
By : Ryan
Peace Out.
11:25 PM
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I suggest tad we go out on this coming Monday, which is de 30th of "APRIL" (hi lewis), the Labour day EVe. We can lyk meet after sch outside Co-op at 5plus, cuz all of us should be ending around tad time.
Haven thot of wad to do yet, but most properbly we'll go catch a movie or wadsoever?!
Those interested in this event plez TaG. If most of us r going den it'll be realli great. If not, we'll have to plan our outing some other times. =/
Peace Out.
8:27 AM
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Monday, April 23, 2007
Date and time to be confirmed cus we have to fit in to every1's schedule. Msg me what time and date u guys want it to be on.
From: KoreanDrama Freak. o.0
Peace Out.
10:06 PM
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